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How Phua Chu Kang explains sex to aloysius

I read a funny message in the Bulletin board in friendster. And it realy crack me up =);

Making Love.. By Phua ChuKang

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupidlah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are verygood.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,and some say Batam also ah!!!


imagine ur siggie in this spot;
Gravity isn't responsible for people falling in love;
++Albert Einstein