I wanna be a guard when i grow up, i'll get to stalk people (PART 2)

this post is the sequel to the previous one.

i swear. life keeps repeating itself on me -.-

boy have i got an i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g story for you guys today.
i went jogging this morning.

and i just minding my own business..
♫la dee da la dee la♪
*stretches body*
*jog jog jog*

and in the middle of just running half a round... BANG BOOM BANG!
MY HEART LITERALLY TORE ITS WAY OUT OF MY BODEH AND RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
there was this van parked across the park and inside it was 4 men. AND EACH OF THE WAS HOLDING A FRIGGIN GUN!!
I was like, THIS SHIT AGAIN?!
and again, it was the really cool long one. mother mother mother man.

each one has a gun! SO YENG! GAHH!
they were actually shooting at some bird in the sky(duh--where else)
seriously, they brought guns just to shoot that thing? -.-
too bad they didnt managed to kill it. bad aiming man.

so i was easedropping on some dudes who were jogging in front of me who was saying that "oh theres some cases about that bird, it swoons down and disturb people..bla bla bla"

HEH HEH gossip in parks.

and for the next 5-10 mins the van kept circling round and round and the men inside it was like staring at the sky in search for the almighty bird.
they failed to find it and drove away.

BAH NOTHING INTERESTING EVER HAPPENS HERE!!

ok so i kept on jogging, and WAD'YA KNOW! YES YOU GUESSED IT!
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUARD!
AM I THAT IRRESISTABLE?!?! *peace*
WAHAHA
fuck man, you dont look for signs of danger in parks that has LOADS OF PEOPLE JOGGIN MERRILY.
i told my parents about last weeek's incident and they being parents didnt want me to go jogging alone ever again. but i didnt listen :D

so when all hope fails, MY MOM CAME TO THE RESCUE.
she actually parked her car next to the park and saw the guard staring.
woohoohoo you can literally see sparks coming out of her head!
momma's death stare ---> X_X

she got down and went to the guard scolding the damn feller.
HAHAHA I SHOULD'VE RECORDED THAT MAN!
the guard was like acting all innnocent and shit.
my mom went all "there's been many complaints about you guards..bla bla bla.. i dont want to see you staring at any particular young girls again!!"

YOU GO MOM! WOMAN POWER!!

so my mom waited for him to go first and when he passed by me, i smiled :)
too bad he looked away :(

BUWAHAHAH!!

THATS IT LAH. I'll update you guys next week if such thing happens again.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS RIGHT? -.-



EDIT//

hey friend, i know your having a tough time now with your grandma, but dont let her look down and be sad knowing that because of her your feeling this way. show her that you really did cared for her and that you shouldnt be regretting now. instead, you should be reminising the times you had with her :) she would definately want to see the same old you.

I wanna be a guard when i grow up, i'll get to stalk people

mother.father.sister.brother

on the way to the park this mornin (cause i wanted to jog -- duh), there was this kancil drivin behind me. v-e-r-y slowly. so i turned and waited for the car to pass by to continue my peaceful walk.
and when it did, HOLY HEAVEN!

there was two guys inside, and they were wearing the LAPD JACKET (you know the one leighton meistor was wearin at the end of tho good girls go bad video) and... THEY WERE HOLDING GUNS! G-U-N-S!!
the really cool long one, so Miami Vice 8D
homfg and they were looking around. as if they were looking for someone.. or stalking maybe..

man it felt like i was in some action movie where im one of the extra's thinking "wtf is going on?" cept that i didnt get killed in the end.

bah then i continued walking.. and in the middle of jogging, WAD'YA KNOW?
there was one guard on a bike with some fucking feller(yes he deserved to be called an asshole), sittin behind him was staring at me all the way (not to say im hot or anything *wiggle eyebrows*)
and that &#@$ dude kept riding his caplang motorbike round and round the park.

LIKE WTF-- AS IF THERE'S MORE DANGER IN THE PARK THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE NEIGHBOUHOOD that he had to waste his petrol going in circles around the park where i was jogging!

and
and
AND
A-N-D

when i stared straight kao at his face, he FUCKING WIGGLE HIS TONGUE.
DAMN CRAP CRAP MOTHER OF ALL CRAPPIEST CRAP!
-________-?
damn image is still in my mind.
like isnt that so amazing that he had to do that?
totally turned me on *kills self*

so after circling for like 5 rounds (cause they get paid to "protect" and "keep an eye" on us), i had enough. and ran straight home. yala yala i coward la. but, what if im done and im wakling home and they pass by me, imagine la, i lagi alone.

oh thats if for today! lets see if i have any more interesting stories for you guys tmr

p/s spm is going so awesomely well. im having the best time of my life right now. literally -.-

I LOL'D WHILE DOING SEJARAH

My ASS PEED M

get my tittle? ;D

HI!! And yes, those words are finally here! SPM starts in another 7 hours!!

And 2 of my favourite subject is starts first! Bm & Sejarah! Yay!! OH THE JOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAR concert was yesterday and i had normal ticket to go in. Then, bless Jerynn's soul, she won 4 VIP tickets for their concert in Hitz.fm! Of course being her best freind she called me la *syokl-ness* lol jk jk.

But amelia and myself had seminar in the morning so we were gawddamn tired after that.

Afther the seminar we were suppose to meet up with Tarvin, Vania, Benjamin and Ronald in Masjid Jamid. Since they weren't there yet, we decided to check out any VCD shop to buy AAR's album cause we wanted to buy it.

OMG. i dont even think the people there know what an album is -.-
im not kiddin.

so then we were hungry and we wanted fast food. so burger king la.

we asked around where is it, and one of the kady said on your right, so ok la follow.
*walk walk walk* where the fck is it?
then we ask another man, "where is burger king?" he said left. wtf.. ok chilling, maybe the lady gave the wrong direction.
*walk walk walk* fck mana?
then we ask some shop lady. she said RIGHT.
HOLY MOTHER! we were like -.- fck this. so we kept on walking left.
NOTHING

THEN we ask some uncle... he said kiri la. WTF WTH CB SH. these people have been working there for so long and they dont even know where's Bburger king?!?

dman it, so we ask some passer by an they said straight ahead. In my mind i was like "if your lying i'll seriously hurt you guys man"

THEN, I HEAR THE SOUND OF ANGELS.
it was there. and you know what? it was opposite the LRT station.
IT.WAS.OPPOSITE.THE.LRT.STATION! -.-
we took one whole fcking round just to get back to where we came from .

mother crap. so after meeting up with them we went to bukit jalil. waited in line for 3 hours -.-
the sun summore. blardy malaysian weather. they should plant more trees there man.

around 6something they let us in. WTF EVERYONE WAS PUSHING. I WAS SQUISHED. literally. i felt like a sandwich. the meat and tarvin and benjamin was the bread since i was between them squashed -.-
no wonder im so thin.

OH OH! I TOOK MY MOM'S SHIRT AND DESIGN IT FOR THE CONCERT!

Move! A.A.R Is Calling Me!!

MUAHAHAHH!

heh. she havent found out about it yet

but gah! positive side, they started off with the opening act! DISAGREE!!

i think this was Pop Shuvit.. or was it Disagree.... either one :D

the fans who came here for me.. im so touched

but but.. im not a digi user. HOTLINK FOREVAH! ♥

CAMWHORE!

CAMWHORE CAMWHORE CAMWHORE!!

CAAAAMWHOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

they just cant get enough of me.. sigh

the stage where my love was performing ♥
*drools*

HAHA i look so kawai

rain rain go away D:

ah leong and jeremy

kissy kissy

OMG OMG OMG i thought Bunkface wasnt gonna perform but the lead singer sang a song!

SAM!! YIPPIE!!

AHHHH!! now my life is complete.

i forgot who he was..

natalie and ean

ohh hoo hoo. guess who's coming out!

after waiting for nearly 3 hours! AAR FINALLY came on stage singing Move Along.

SHIT MAN IT WAS TOTALLEH AWESOME!
worth the wait.
hell we event stood in the rain(drizzle) for them. this prove my love.
since it was halloween Tyson wore some red indian hat thingy. AHH SO CUTE :D
he even did like the red indian dance with the drums and the "hum hum hum"

then being the usual crowd, everyone started pushing -.- it was like so blardy sempit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

play your guitar for meee! ♥

sigh.. the amount of paparazzi that couldnt stop taking pictures of meh..

looking for a rain god

♥ my love

♥♥ my extra love

this is what happens when you block the view of my love

who's the pink girl? i dont care :D

TYSON ♥♥♥

After listening to them for like 1 hour and 15 mins Jerynn started to get migrane and Tarvin had back pain so we left and sat down for a while.
ngam ngam it was gonna be 11, thats when Jerynn and Amelia suppose to meet and greet them.
So i changed into my jacket, to pass my shirt to them so they can help ask AAR to sign it for me :D

but... kns.. they couldnt get their siganature -.- like wtf.

came back with a sore leg
bah oh well. I ♥ AAR!!

Tysons said he had no Dirty Little Secret to tell us :(
Move Along people, It already Ended Tonight.
and I Swinged Swinged all night long
god.
I wanna have them back here again!
Tonight totalleh Gave Me Hell!

WHOA! I got the shock of my life today!

I signed into Msn and LOOK WHAT I SAW!!

JERYNN IS ACTUALLY AVAILABLE!

....
:O

as in...green!

as in.. AVAILABLE!
:O :O

hahha! cause usually she appeared as BUSY. Actually not usually, all the time :P
LOL sorry la jerynn :D i sayang u!

OH OH!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YOU GUYS! ♥

NAE NAE

AH LEONG


-xoxo- *so gossip girl*

♥♥

p/s wont be bloggin much till SPM. yala yala dont complain, i dont see you guys updating your blog either! :P

FCK!! I LOVE YOU MIKA!!!

:D

We and You

We (Jed, Andrew, Melissa, your family, your other friends who arent so important :P and myself) are here for you if you need/want anything.

Even if we're at the mamak and your at the other end of the hospital.
We'll shout, "EH! MACHA!", ask the feller to tapau the food and we'll take the nearest cab to where you are.
We'll (I'll) run if we (I) have to (cause Jed and Andrew cant run)

Hell..
JED WILL EVEN PASS BY A HOT BABE WITH AN HOUR-GLASS BODY WITHOUT NOTICING HER,
MELISSA WILL TOTALLY FORGET ABOUT THE NICCI SHOES SHE WAS DYING TO GET,
& ANDREW WILL SMASH HIS GUITAR TO BITS (i think) FOR YOU!
as for me, i'll draw all kinds of drawings till my hands fall off.

this proves how much we care about you :D eh we saying you banyak-banyak!

i know you read my blog cause you just love stalking me. So this is for eu!

Look! he's giving you that 'hubba-hubba' look. Or as you call it, orgasms look -.-

take care

Another emo post. Sorry guys

Fck this. Sorry.

Seriously.
What's the fcking point in remembering the past when it's too late.
What's the fcking point in saying sorry when there no one to accept it.
What's the fcking point in laughing when everyone else around are crying.
What's the fcking point in trying to cheer them up when I know damn right it's not doing any good.
What's the fcking point in lying when I'm only gonna feel 183883376x worse.

The point is... Everyone misses u here.

...I wanna go home.


Edit//
Bah.. Fck this. I'm just gonna eat maggie mee.

Fire burning on the danceflo'

So last night we had a small tanglung festival on our own.. and im so lazy to blog about that i'll just "let the pictures do the damn talkin"

they just brought candles, and amelia's lantern cought on fire == joy

smack that ass :D

-___-

supa dupa

so sexy :D

lol so sad

-__-

then we walked to Kayu, pergi makan roti canai and minum air kosong

habis la