I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
20070531
20070529
Stupid topics 2
EXAMPLE 1:
"Wanna Marry me?".
This is how the conversation goes;
Opera Ghost: What, really?
Sadism.Butterfly: Totally
Kirara Yokaze: No thns. I dont like facial hair.
Sadism.Butterfly: I can shave
Sadism.Butterfly: How did you think Im a girl? Im not wearin any upper-half o.o
-Tears of Blood-Broken-: wow sounds fun can i join
InarticulateEloquency: Fuck yea. Double suicides are better. They make the news.
monikarai: But you have so much to live for
OMFG Fairy: No dont! But if you do, give me ur items..
kid [contagious]: o.O well that sounds interesting
Near-the protege: ok....I call dibs on your things
PuzzledManiac: Do you want me to act sad / scared / worried?
[A N G R Y] gumball: Have fun babe
Opera Ghost: Yeah. Maybe i'll do that.... Never mind.. Im too lazy
The Lurkiest Lurker: HOORAH! We should throw a Communist Party.
Xiafie: Go ahead. Thnx for sharing
FireBaby70: Now c'mon. Thats a horrible way to solve your probelms. Nw feeding ourself to vicious starving animals is more like it. You can give the animal free meal and your soul feels good
Baby-Burl92: Ok
imagine ur siggie in this spot;
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
I suck
I was bored.
so, today I watched "daddy's day care" for the.. errm.. 15th time i think.
YES! I know it came in 2003, but wtv.
I love the part where Eddie dressed up as a broccoli and that fat guy dressed up as a carrot.
*did his blackie chan wannabee kung-fu style*
~Background music; Kung-fu fightin'... HUGH!~
20070524
Selena
I'd stay up and think of you
And I'd wish on a star
That somewhere you are thinking of me too
Cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me
Wonder if you even see me
And I wonder if you know I'm there
If you looked in my eyes
Would you see what's inside?
Would you even care?
I just wanna hold you close
But so far, all I have are dreams of you
So, I wait for the day and the courage to say
How much I love you(Yes, I do)
I'll be dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me
Ahhh...I can't stop dreaming of you
Ahhh...I can't stop dreamin
Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I'd stay up and think of you
And I still can't believe that you came up to me
And said, "I love you; I love you too"
Now I'm dreaming with you tonight
Till tomorrow, and for all of my life
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming with you endlessly...
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
20070521
20070519
ELMO LOVE YOU!
Shut the fcuk up
Elmo's Song
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
20070510
50 fun things to do in an exam
"50 Fun Things To Do In An Exam"
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If
asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk
out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone,
"the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it
out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks".
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
20070508
Stupid topics
This afternoon i went to the forums in gaia where ppl bring up stupid subjects;
EXAMPLE 1:
"Love Is In The Air".
This is how the conversation goes;
SumGuy1 : Ya fucken liar. Air is in the air.......
SumGirl1 : Nuh-uh. Oxygen is D:<
LonelyGuy : i want love
SumGuy3 : CAAAAAAAAAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU FEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOVE
TOOOONIGHT!
SumGuy4 : MOTHERFUCKIN LION KING!
"PANDA!!".
This is how the convesation goes;
Noxious Nova: No. Penguin.
Bleeding nitemares: camel!caaaammmmeeeelll
TrickstersPoison: Kowala!
Lomli: No fool Panda conquer all black and whites, that includes penguins.
Fallen from the Skies: Zebras own. .
Lomli: PANDA PANDA PANDA .
Overon: CAMEL.
Aimseed: Panda, is dead sorry.
Aqua_Lamina:
"Where Do Babies Come From".
This is how the conversation goes;
AquaPyro : Babies comes from Storks that drops em' and SOmetimes babies comes from machine =]
Velorei : Go ask ur mother.
Prithivi : Actually, God drops them down the chimney.. But, that's a problem if you're expecting a baby and have no chimney...
Bloody : They fall from the sky everytime it rains..the lucky ones are the ones who get caught before...well...they fall and crack their heads open.
Mayhem: My ass.
You: Demons
Grhou: Babies come from the man across the street that offers you candy.
Tokyo: Baby come frm storks.
Luxaky: Under rocks.
Princess: Cows. Baby come frm cows.
Cinderalle: umm.. ebay, duh.
Colio: u wanna no where there from? if u dont clean your teeth everyday then a human will start to grow from yer teeth.then when it gets big enough it eats your tongue.then after the tongue consumption it breaks your teeth and pops out from your mouth,then its your baby and u have to take care of it.
Kaumodoki: I dunno 'bout all you guys, but I came from a test tube. When I was of the age to consume nutrients by eating rather than injections, they put rats in a little box, sterilize them, then the box leads through an elongated tube into my nifty glass one! It's nice to slurp up their tails like spaghetti.
Third: They com frm under ur bed. O:
Asuwaka : Babies come from the bottom of your shoe, you know those little black things on the sidewalk? Well they stick to your shoe and they soon grow, but they need a bigger home so therefore the climb into your mother's ear at night and it goes through a long journey down into your mother's womb because the womb has no other use.
I tried to be like mc, but i failed.. i failed miserably
20070505
Sexy Pitchers
You know you think they're hawt!
Yeah!
Hot pitcher on pitcher action!
Right here!
Oh come on! I was bored ok! U do stupid things when ur bored. But, you cant blame me. You know its hot too ! So, i did nothing today. Played gaia---> www.gaiaonline.com for like.... Eheh.. 3 hrs??
And, as you all know, next weeks the mid-term exams.. damn exams.I suck in exams.. .Thats all for now FOLKS!
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;
20070503
Survey
Layer One : The Outside
Name : Manjusha Arianna Chitty.
Birth Date : 15 December.
Current Status : Single.
Eye color : dark brown
Hair Color: Black + a lil brown
Righty or Lefty : Right
Zodiac Sign : Saggitarius.
Layer TWO : On the inside
Your Heritage : Indian who gets mistaken as a malay
Your Fears : Heights. Ghost.
Your Weakness : ....... w..we..weakness??
Your Perfect Pizza : Extra Cheese!
Layer THREE : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : SHUT DA F# UP! F# ALAM CLOCK!
Your Bedtime : Before Midnight
Your most missed memory : hehhh?
Layer FOUR : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : They taste the same.
McDonald's or Burger King : McDonald's.
Single or group dates : Depends.
Adidas or Nike : Both. =)
Lipton tea or Nestea : Neither
Chocolate or vanilla: Mix
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccinoooo
Layer FIVE : Do you
Smoke : Nope
Curse : Yeap. Tryin to stop
Take a shower : Maybe
Have a crush : Nope.
Think you've been in love : Yep. With moi's dog
Go to school : duh.
Want to get married : Maybe
Believe in yourself : Sumtimes
Think you're a health freak : Nope. But I really do care about my health.
Layer SIX : In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: Nah. i dont wanna be wasted.
Gone to the mall: Few weeks ago.
Been on stage: Yeah. When I was in primary.
Eaten sushi: Yahh.
Dyed your hair: Nope. Want to though
Layer SEVEN: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: Never
Changed who you were to fit in: Nope. Wont be a plastic.
Layer EIGHT
Age you're hoping to be married: Dont know.
Layer NINE: In a Girl/Guy.
Best eye colour: Brown.
Best hair colour: Black + brown
Short or long hair: Short. dont want him to luk lik sum hantu
Layer TEN: What Were You Doing.
1 minute ago: Doing this thingy.
1 hour ago: Ate lunch.
4.5 hours ago: Ate breakfast. -_-?
1 month ago: Probably in da toilet
1 year ago: How am I supposed to remember?
Layer ELEVEN : Finish The Sentence
I love: money
I feel: broke
I hate: losing money
I hide: my money. O_o
I miss: the money that i spend
I need: money cause' im broke
Layer TWELVE : Which Would You Prefer?
(bold the one you prefer)
1. Ten guilty men go free OR One innocent man goes to jail for life
2. Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects (i have spray )
3. A life of contentment without love OR A life with love and heartache
4. Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge (go jump over a small bridge )
6. No television OR No music (televisyen got music )
7. No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever (.. ever?)
8. A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii
9. An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one
10. No longer being able to cry OR No longer being able to feel the need to cry
11. Sex without love OR love without sex (....?)
12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR being loved by someone you don't love
I tried to be like mc, but i failed;