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I wanna be a guard when i grow up, i'll get to stalk people (PART 2)

this post is the sequel to the previous one.

i swear. life keeps repeating itself on me -.-

boy have i got an i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g story for you guys today.
i went jogging this morning.

and i just minding my own business..
♫la dee da la dee la♪
*stretches body*
*jog jog jog*

and in the middle of just running half a round... BANG BOOM BANG!
MY HEART LITERALLY TORE ITS WAY OUT OF MY BODEH AND RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
there was this van parked across the park and inside it was 4 men. AND EACH OF THE WAS HOLDING A FRIGGIN GUN!!
I was like, THIS SHIT AGAIN?!
and again, it was the really cool long one. mother mother mother man.

each one has a gun! SO YENG! GAHH!
they were actually shooting at some bird in the sky(duh--where else)
seriously, they brought guns just to shoot that thing? -.-
too bad they didnt managed to kill it. bad aiming man.

so i was easedropping on some dudes who were jogging in front of me who was saying that "oh theres some cases about that bird, it swoons down and disturb people..bla bla bla"

HEH HEH gossip in parks.

and for the next 5-10 mins the van kept circling round and round and the men inside it was like staring at the sky in search for the almighty bird.
they failed to find it and drove away.

BAH NOTHING INTERESTING EVER HAPPENS HERE!!

ok so i kept on jogging, and WAD'YA KNOW! YES YOU GUESSED IT!
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUARD!
AM I THAT IRRESISTABLE?!?! *peace*
WAHAHA
fuck man, you dont look for signs of danger in parks that has LOADS OF PEOPLE JOGGIN MERRILY.
i told my parents about last weeek's incident and they being parents didnt want me to go jogging alone ever again. but i didnt listen :D

so when all hope fails, MY MOM CAME TO THE RESCUE.
she actually parked her car next to the park and saw the guard staring.
woohoohoo you can literally see sparks coming out of her head!
momma's death stare ---> X_X

she got down and went to the guard scolding the damn feller.
HAHAHA I SHOULD'VE RECORDED THAT MAN!
the guard was like acting all innnocent and shit.
my mom went all "there's been many complaints about you guards..bla bla bla.. i dont want to see you staring at any particular young girls again!!"

YOU GO MOM! WOMAN POWER!!

so my mom waited for him to go first and when he passed by me, i smiled :)
too bad he looked away :(

BUWAHAHAH!!

THATS IT LAH. I'll update you guys next week if such thing happens again.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS RIGHT? -.-



EDIT//

hey friend, i know your having a tough time now with your grandma, but dont let her look down and be sad knowing that because of her your feeling this way. show her that you really did cared for her and that you shouldnt be regretting now. instead, you should be reminising the times you had with her :) she would definately want to see the same old you.