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EXERCISE!

HEY YOU!
YES YOU!

DO YOU LOOK LIKE THIS?

DO YOU FEEL WEAK?

ARE YOU TOO THIN?

OR, ARE YOU TOO FAT?

WE-HELL, NO WORRIES! YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!
YOU HAVE SIGNED UP IN Manju's Fat Loosing (with fitness expert Dr Phil) CAMP!
FOR THE NEXT 7 HOURS OR SO, YOU WILL FEEL LIKE SHIT!
AFTER THE NEXT 8 HOURS OR SO, YOU WILL FEEL LIKE THAT ARNOLD SZEINERBMEFBDBVD WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.
GUARANTEE!


BEFORE AND AFTER SHOT!

ARE YOU READY?

YEAH! IM FEELING ENERGETIC NOW!! WOOHOO!! I SHALL DO SOME PUSH-UPS!! AND A 1, AND A 2, AND A 3, OH YEAHH!! FEEEELL THE BURNN!!! GOOODBYE CELLULITE!! HELLO ABS!! OK, AND NOW, LETS JUMP, COME ON NOW! JUMP HIGHER!! AND HIGHER!! HIGHER!! REACH THE SKY, I SAID REACH THE SKY! NOW LETS MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT BODY-BUILDING MOVE, STRETCH YOUR BOTTOMS! COME ON PEOPLE, STRETCH IT! YOU WANNA LOOSE THOSE SUCKERS DONT YOU? WELL, SSTTTTTRRREEEETTTCCCHHHH!! PHEW, OH WAIT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET! OK, NOW LETS DO SOME PUMPING, PUMP PEOPLE PUMP! COME ON! ITS LIKE RIDING A BIKE UPSIDE DOWN. PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT PEOPLE! NOW, LETS DO SOME KKUNG-FU MOVES! *HAYAHH* *AHAYAHH* ON TO THE NEXT SECTION, SIT-UP! A 1, 2, 3, AND 4 NOW FURTHER! A1, 2, 3, 4! AND NOW BOUNCE, TO THE LEFT, AND THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT AGAIN, AND THE RIGHT, NOW SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, REALLY SHAKE IT, SHAKE MORE, AND WE'RE DONE!
NOW, YOUR BODY SHOUDL LOOK LIKE THIS!


WHOOPS, WRONG PICTURE

YEAHH, *FLEXES MUSCLES*

pheww, i.. need..
magnum/
cakes/
secret recipe's cake in particular/
candy/
burger/
ooohhh burger/
grraavvyy/
juicy, juicy gravyy