The news for today..

police officer: "You don't think you should be punished for all of this?"

7-year old: "Just a little bit, no video games for a whole weekend."

LMAO!

oh oh, and
"..Fun to do bad things"

lol holy sh--- COW. This is sooooo fucked up.

some reviews:

I don't know what's more amazing. The fact that he actually stole the car or the fact that he managed to drive that far without getting killed
My dad would have beaten me half to death! Of course, I wouldn't have been stupid enough to steal his freakin' car either.